Today I will try to look like a gay man

Well, I don't look entirely like a gay man. I got to say, me doing drag is pretty hard. My most successful attempts have been when I wear really big sunglasses or apply face altering make up. Either way, I feel like this is what a gay man might want to wear (I didn't exactly do any consulting either). Must have worked, I got lots of attention... from everybody!

Hey there stud muffin.

I just cut the sleeves off a deliciously lavender colored mens button up shirt I got at a thrift store. I was gonna try to size it down, butcha know me, too lazeee.

I swear, there is this stretch of road by my place that for what ever reason or another I always get compliments. This day, it did not fail. Some guys told me he liked my tie. Hell yeah you did! How many other fine ass motherfuckers do you know who wear a deep red velvet bow ties?! not many. yeah.