Tuesday, September 4, 2012

I looked too good today

 So, today was the first day of classes and my world was rocked... not in a good way. I am tOHtally unprepared for, like, everything. So, I might not be posting so much this semester. Sorry to any readers that actually follow my blog regularly.

AnyWHO! So up til this point I've been just crawling around campus in my lounge wear which is inexcusable and unfortunate, but it is just way too damn hot to try every day! FO ReAL! Buuuuuut.... today was the first day of classes and ... I'M A SENIOR... and I decided to pick up the dressing in normal clothes charade again. Well, normal for me.

DID I MENTION I'M A BIG, BAD, BIG ASS SENIOR?! HIYAAA, GET AT MY LEVEL BRA!
 But really, I be stompin around campus all hot and shit and of course... NOT MAKING EYE CONTACT with all the cute freshwomen with people at all. I'm shy, I swear! And freshwomen? could I be any more desperate. really. really. OMG THEY ARE SO CUTE AND EXCITABLE!
 So I make sexy smirk eyes at dem and hope they secretly notice...
 ...but not enough that they'll actually say anything, because I actually have absolutely no time. not even to be a slut. shame. I'd be a good slut ;)
Look at my earrings, they're plastic and I made them. That's all. The End.



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